God Complex

One night only, the Almighty takes the mic; fortunately for you, it’s filtered through the Pirate King. Ever wanted to ask God a question? Now’s your chance. I’ll be answering on His behalf, with all the reverence of a drunk priest at last orders.

Forget hymns and hallelujahs—this is raw, irreverent, and blasphemously funny. From the mysteries of creation to why your Wi-Fi keeps dropping, no question is too sacred, too stupid, or too filthy.

I’ve wrestled men, I’ve ridden storms, I’ve stared into the abyss... and now I’m playing God. Trust me—He won’t be happy with my answers.