Don't bother leaving out milk and cookies this year. because that creepy old man isn't the one visiting. Finally, there's a Christmas party for Cardiff's most badly-behaved. For those of you who find yourselves on the naughty list every single year.

This year, Saint Nick's nastiest little b**ch is taking the reins, and instead of a spanking (well. no promises) your punishment is to endure the campest, most glamorous dragged-up performance of non-stop bangers, with backing from his live band of naughty children who grew up into even nastier adults.

So don your yuletide gay apparel and fill your cold hearts with festive queer, because you're going to be dancing and singing along whether you like it or not. Brace yourselves. the Kampus is coming to town!