Spike and The Gimme Gimmes

"Listen up, Christmas…
Spike And The Gimmes are hot for you and we don’t care who knows it.
We’ve been keeping our feelings hidden all Summer long but now we’re ready to put it all on the line just for you (along with a few additional denominational and non-denominational holidays). 
Stuffed, trussed, seasoned and ROASTED like a holiday fowl on our daring musical jaunts through old world and new, your lovin-band is finally heading home to your roaring fire of obscene excess and shameless overindulgence. 
We can think of no better band to provide the musical accompaniment. 
Can you?"